i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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