Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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