Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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