We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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