The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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