Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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