So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
no, he came in my armpit
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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