she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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