So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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