I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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