do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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