He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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