The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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