dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
