? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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