Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
no you cant smoke seaweed
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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