so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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