is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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