when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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