i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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