Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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