I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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