butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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