I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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