i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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