My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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