Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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