She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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