He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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