It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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