it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
