So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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