I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
