no. you can't hotbox the world.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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