I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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