She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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