I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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