so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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