ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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