lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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