i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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