she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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