So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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