She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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