I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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