He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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