Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
