Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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