It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I am available for nakedness
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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