She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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